As Seen on TV
“I’m going to be embarrassed if you say ‘yes’, but have I seen you on TV before?”
Did she really just say that? Did this hot cocktail waitress in Los Angeles really just say that? Is she trying to get a good tip? Who does she think I look like? My aunt told me I look like Christian Slater once, but I think she was just trying to make me feel good about myself. Aunts do that. She’s probably just trying to get a good tip. Should I make her guess who I am? Should I pretend I’m famous and try and get a free Bud Light? Movie stars don’t drink Bud Light. What do they drink? Should I ask for her phone number? Snap out of it! Say something.
“Nope.”
Oh man, is that Ashlee Simpson over there?
I love L.A.
